Dentist visit
I went to the dentist to get a root canal done a while back. The doctor’s office was really nice with televisions on the ceiling - so you could watch a show or movie while the doctor has got his dirty hands in your mouth.
At any rate - I was getting a root canal done and Billy Madison was on. Then it got to the part where the dog on tv says: “Speak for yourself moron!” and every one starts laughing. Mind you this is while the doctor is drilling away on a rotten tooth. And I started choking on the spit and blood from trying to laugh - I splattered blood and spit all over the dentist, his assistant, and myself. The dentist freaked out, and asked me if I was alright - I told him that yeah - I was fine, that I was just laughing cause Billy Madison is a really funny movie. True story.
