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A defining moment in life

November 20, 2007 - 4:04 am No Comments

    Finding the meaning of life is different for everyone.  Some find it by having near death experiences - by seeing visions of what their lives will turn out if they stay in the path of the wicked, some spend their whole lives trying to figure it out, and just never do. Now, I did not look for the answer, it just came to me one faithful morning….

One of the defining moments in my life came one fine morning as I was taking a shower. I was washing all of my body parts (including my pee-pee,) when I found a little white hair stuck on the side of my left hip. I found this to be very peculiar, and so I grabbed it, and pulled on it. To my surprise, when I did this, I felt a slight pinch on my right butt-cheek. I pulled on it one more time, and again I felt the pinch on my right butt-cheek. So curiously I wrapped my hand around the hair, and pulled with one swift motion. It kind of hurt. I rubbed my butt-cheek to ease the pain a bit.

Now I know what you are thinking, WTF??? That is what you are thinking, isn’t it? Because that’s just what I thought as I gazed upon the white butt-hair’s length.

But just give it some thought: my butt hair grew untamed and free for who knows how many years, until I noticed it and pulled it off. There are many things in nature which grow freely, and we don’t even know about them. So save the rainforest or something. The rainforest is not going to save itself, do something.