Cristian Moreno

Gangs are called “society’s disease” a term, which many people seem to agree with. Gang members are called outcasts, thugs, and delinquents. Although most people look down upon gangs, they teach kids valuable skills, such as teamwork, persistence, and good planning. A good example of teamwork in gangs is a drive-by shooting. For example - there needs to be:

The driver. His role is to drive by close, and steadily enough, so that the shooter can pop caps into the soon to be dead person’s butt.

The shooter. This young man needs to have great balls of steel. One of the shooter’s main characteristics should be persistence, if you don’t get him with the first couple of rounds, then try, try again.

The lookout. He is whom every one in the gang must depend on. He becomes the eyes, and ears for the gang. His job is to look out for suspicious happenings (police officers.)

If your son joins a gang, he will never hit you up for money again. This is another good reason to stop story time and start ignoring your son time. The fact is simple, after he joins the neighborhood gang; he will become: “Mista’ Bling Bling” around the house. By simply supplying the whole block with their fix of crack, cocaine or sniffing glue. Your son will be rolling with the high “playas.” Another great aspect of gangs is that they keep your kids from doing drugs.

Instead of doing them, they sell them. For a profit! All in all, gangs are a great way to meet new people, see new places, and become a well-rounded individual. For example, while dealing drugs, they become young entrepreneurs. By beating some crack head for not paying them they get their exercise. With everything gangs have to offer to young adults, it is no wonder many of them have become as powerful as small armies. And with their “no mess around” policy kids learn responsibility very quickly.

Not only are they well organized, but they are very loyal to one another. For example, if one of the gang members happens to tell on another. He will join all of his friends in jail where he will get his butt handed to him beat on a daily basis.

So, next time you see a young gang member walking across the street, do not judge him right away, instead ask him for an application for your son.

Just look at these handsome fellows:

On Saturday, September 15th there was a rally for Ron Paul in Salt lake. We picked up our friend Nic, and headed up there. To my surprise the place was packed! it was really exciting to hear him speak in person. I feel like he really is one of the best candidates.

I also got close enough to Ron Paul that I could smell freedom (a new fragrance by CK)

I also met a lot of cool people. Like this guy:

I forget his name, but I think I’ll call him credit card dude.

All in all it was an eventful Saturday. After the rally we went to this Thai restaurant - it was really good, they had this tofu which I thought tasted better than the real chicken I got.